Review: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

Title: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark Release Date: August 9, 2019 Director: Andre Ovredal Starring: Zoe Colletti, Michael Garza, Gabriel Rush, Austin Abrams, Dean Norris, Gil Bellows, and Lorraine Toussaint Review: This is a very nostalgic weekend at the movies for people in my generation. We have two big screen adaptations of things …

Review: The Kitchen

Title: The Kitchen Release Date: August 9, 2019 Director: Andrea Berloff Starring: Melissa McCarthy, Tiffany Haddish, Elisabeth Moss, Domhnall Gleeson, James Badge Dale, Brian d’Arcy James, Margo Martindale, Common, and Bill Camp Review: This is probably going to be one of the shortest reviews I’ve ever written because I really don’t have a lot to …

Review: Dora and the Lost City of Gold

Title: Dora and the Lost City of Gold Release Date: August 9, 2019 Director: James Bobin Starring: Isabela Moner, Eugenio Derbez, Michael Pena, Eva Longoria, and Danny Trejo Review: Remember Dora the Explorer? The cartoon aimed at preschoolers where a little girl went on strange, simple adventures, all while singing songs, speaking Spanish, and randomly …

Dude, I’m so excited for Shia LaBeouf’s new movie, Honey Boy

I, like a lot of people my age, have a very interesting relationship with Shia LaBeouf. He’s one of the celebrities I grew up watching. I remember being thoroughly entertained by him as a kid in Even Stevens. He just had this really weird, wacky energy that stood out even on the Disney Channel. Then, …

My Unpopular Positive Opinions

I saw this thing going around on r/movies today on Reddit called “The Unpopular Positive Opinions Challenge.” Apparently, it started off as a comic done by xkcd. This one to be more specific. The idea is simple. Name a movie that you like, that came out while you were an adult (post 2010 for me), …

Let’s Get to Know Each Other

Hello. It’s Dylan again. For my second post, I figured I’d kind of introduce myself. First by having an actually introduction and, then, by kind of catching up on my views of all the movies currently showing in the theaters. Because, what good are my reviews if you don’t know who I am or what …

Review: Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

Title: Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw Release Date: August 2, 2019 Director: David Leitch Starring: Dwayne Johnson, Jason Statham, Idris Elba, Vanessa Kirby, and Helen Mirren Review: Hey. First review. Cool. I’m glad it’s to this movie because I’ve got a confession to make. I kind of love the Fast & Furious franchise. …