Review: The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022) Director: Tom Gormican Writers: Tom Gormican and Kevin Etten Starring: Nicolas Cage, Pedro Pascal, Sharon Horgan, Ike Barinholtz, Alessandra Mastronardi, Jacob Scipio, Neil Patrick Harris, and Tiffany Haddish Review: In one hundred years of cinema, there’s never been an actor quite like Nicolas Cage. Through his work, one …

Review: Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore (2022) Director: David Yates Writers: J.K. Rowling and Steve Kloves Starring: Eddie Redmayne, Jude Law, Ezra Miller, Dan Fogler, Alison Sudol, Callum Turner, Jessica Williams, Katherine Waterston, and Mads Mikkelsen Review: Man, remember Harry Potter? Like, early 2010s Harry Potter? Good times. The movies had just wrapped up, putting …

Review: Sonic the Hedgehog 2

Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022) Director: Jeff Fowler Writers: Pat Casey, Josh Miller, and John Whittington Starring: James Marsden, Ben Schwartz, Tika Sumpter, Natasha Rothwell, Adam Pally, Shemar Moore, Colleen O’Shaughnessey, Lee Majdoub, Idris Elba, and Jim Carrey Review: Hi kids! Did you like the first Sonic the Hedgehog movie? If you’re answer’s yes, then …

Review: Morbius

Morbius (2022) Director: Daniel Espinosa Writers: Matt Sazama and Burk Sharpless Starring: Jared Leto, Matt Smith, Adria Arjona, Jared Harris, Al Madrigal, and Tyrese Gibson Review: Man, fuck Sony! The entire time the Marvel Cinematic Universe has existed, it’s seemed like Sony’s one purpose was to make the inclusion of Spider-Man as difficult as possible. …

Dyl’s Top 10 Favorite Movies of 2021

Hello, everyone! Welcome to Dylan’s Favorite Movies of 2021! Over the course of this write-up, we’ll go over my ten favorite movies of the year 2021, as well as give out some fun little “awards” along the way. Now, remember, these are MY favorite movies. That does not necessarily mean that they are the best. …

Review: X

X (2022) Director: Ti West Writer: Ti West Starring: Mia Goth, Jenna Ortega, Martin Henderson, Brittany Snow, Owen Campbell, Stephen Ure, and Scott Mescudi Review: Determining whether or not you’re going to like X boils down to one simple question. How do you feel about early slasher movies? I’m talking about the classics like Halloween …

Review: Turning Red

Turning Red (2022) Director: Domee Shi Writers: Julia Cho and Domee Shi Starring: Rosalie Chiang, Sandra Oh, Ava Morse, Hyein Park, Maitreyi Ramakrishnan, Orion Lee, Wai Ching Ho, Tristan Allerick Chen, and James Hong Review: Real talk. Do we even need reviews for Pixar movies anymore? Like, is there anybody on the fence for whether …

Review: The Batman

The Batman (2022) Director: Matt Reeves Writers: Matt Reeves and Peter Craig Starring: Robert Pattinson, Zoe Kravitz, Paul Dano, Jeffrey Wright, John Turturro, Peter Sarsgaard, Andy Serkis, and Colin Farrell Review: I’m going to be fully honest with you here. Up until the reviews started rolling in, I was not super excited for The Batman. …

Review: Cyrano

Cyrano (2022) Director: Joe Wright Writer: Erica Schmidt Starring: Peter Dinklage, Haley Bennett, Kevin Harrison Jr, and Ben Mendelsohn Review: Man, I wish I had a Cyrano to write up my reviews. He’s so elegant and witty and I, while not completely unskilled, am not. I write in very plain English about the movies that …

Review: Uncharted

Uncharted (2022) Director: Ruben Fleischer Writers: Rafe Lee Judkins, Art Marcum, Matt Holloway, Jon Hanley Rosenberg, and Mark D. Walker Starring: Tom Holland, Mark Wahlberg, Sophia Ali, Tati Gabrielle, and Antonio Banderas Review: Ok. Let’s do a bit of table setting before we get into this review. I’m not going to claim to be much …