Review: Firestarter

Firestarter (2022) Director: Keith Thomas Writer: Scott Teems Starring: Zac Enron, Ryan Kiera Armstrong, Sydney Lemmon, Kurtwood Smith, John Beasley, Michael Greyeyes, and Gloria Reuben Review: Remember like three years ago when Stephen King adaptations were the hot trend of the moment? Movies like It and Doctor Sleep were surfing that wave that Stranger Things …

Review: Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022) Director: Sam Raimi Writer: Michael Waldron Starring: Benedict Cumberbatch, Elizabeth Olsen, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Benedict Wong, Xochitl Gomez, Michael Stuhlbarg, and Rachel McAdams Review: So, truthfully, I almost don’t want to write this review up. Because I could honestly go on for hours and hours about this movie. …

Review: The Survivor

The Survivor (2022) Director: Barry Levinson Writer: Justine Juel Gillmer Starring: Ben Foster, Vicky Krieps, Billy Magnussen, Peter Sarsgard, John Leguizamo, and Danny DeVito Review: Ok. Let’s be real. This probably isn’t “the big movie” of the week. After all, Memory is actually hitting theaters, while this is clearly a made-for-tv movie, dozens of which …

Wait, Sony, who the hell is El Muerto?

Oh come on, now! Last night, as I was winding down yet another hours-long session of LEGO Star Wars, I decided to glance at some social media. What greeted me was headline after headline announcing that Bad Bunny would be playing Spider-Man character El Muerto in Sony’s upcoming standalone movie. And my honest first reaction …

Review: The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022) Director: Tom Gormican Writers: Tom Gormican and Kevin Etten Starring: Nicolas Cage, Pedro Pascal, Sharon Horgan, Ike Barinholtz, Alessandra Mastronardi, Jacob Scipio, Neil Patrick Harris, and Tiffany Haddish Review: In one hundred years of cinema, there’s never been an actor quite like Nicolas Cage. Through his work, one …

Review: Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore (2022) Director: David Yates Writers: J.K. Rowling and Steve Kloves Starring: Eddie Redmayne, Jude Law, Ezra Miller, Dan Fogler, Alison Sudol, Callum Turner, Jessica Williams, Katherine Waterston, and Mads Mikkelsen Review: Man, remember Harry Potter? Like, early 2010s Harry Potter? Good times. The movies had just wrapped up, putting …

Review: Sonic the Hedgehog 2

Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022) Director: Jeff Fowler Writers: Pat Casey, Josh Miller, and John Whittington Starring: James Marsden, Ben Schwartz, Tika Sumpter, Natasha Rothwell, Adam Pally, Shemar Moore, Colleen O’Shaughnessey, Lee Majdoub, Idris Elba, and Jim Carrey Review: Hi kids! Did you like the first Sonic the Hedgehog movie? If you’re answer’s yes, then …

Review: Morbius

Morbius (2022) Director: Daniel Espinosa Writers: Matt Sazama and Burk Sharpless Starring: Jared Leto, Matt Smith, Adria Arjona, Jared Harris, Al Madrigal, and Tyrese Gibson Review: Man, fuck Sony! The entire time the Marvel Cinematic Universe has existed, it’s seemed like Sony’s one purpose was to make the inclusion of Spider-Man as difficult as possible. …

Dyl’s Top 10 Favorite Movies of 2021

Hello, everyone! Welcome to Dylan’s Favorite Movies of 2021! Over the course of this write-up, we’ll go over my ten favorite movies of the year 2021, as well as give out some fun little “awards” along the way. Now, remember, these are MY favorite movies. That does not necessarily mean that they are the best. …

Review: X

X (2022) Director: Ti West Writer: Ti West Starring: Mia Goth, Jenna Ortega, Martin Henderson, Brittany Snow, Owen Campbell, Stephen Ure, and Scott Mescudi Review: Determining whether or not you’re going to like X boils down to one simple question. How do you feel about early slasher movies? I’m talking about the classics like Halloween …