Review: Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers

Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers (2022) Director: Akiva Schaffer Writers: Dan Gregor and Doug Mand Starring: John Mulaney, Andy Samberg, Will Arnett, Eric Bana, Keegan-Michael Key, Seth Rogen, JK Simmons, and KiKi Layne Review: In my childhood, I was without a doubt a Disney kid. (I know, shocker!) Though short-lived compared to its more popular …

Review: Firestarter

Firestarter (2022) Director: Keith Thomas Writer: Scott Teems Starring: Zac Enron, Ryan Kiera Armstrong, Sydney Lemmon, Kurtwood Smith, John Beasley, Michael Greyeyes, and Gloria Reuben Review: Remember like three years ago when Stephen King adaptations were the hot trend of the moment? Movies like It and Doctor Sleep were surfing that wave that Stranger Things …

Review: Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022) Director: Sam Raimi Writer: Michael Waldron Starring: Benedict Cumberbatch, Elizabeth Olsen, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Benedict Wong, Xochitl Gomez, Michael Stuhlbarg, and Rachel McAdams Review: So, truthfully, I almost don’t want to write this review up. Because I could honestly go on for hours and hours about this movie. …

Review: The Survivor

The Survivor (2022) Director: Barry Levinson Writer: Justine Juel Gillmer Starring: Ben Foster, Vicky Krieps, Billy Magnussen, Peter Sarsgard, John Leguizamo, and Danny DeVito Review: Ok. Let’s be real. This probably isn’t “the big movie” of the week. After all, Memory is actually hitting theaters, while this is clearly a made-for-tv movie, dozens of which …

Review: The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022) Director: Tom Gormican Writers: Tom Gormican and Kevin Etten Starring: Nicolas Cage, Pedro Pascal, Sharon Horgan, Ike Barinholtz, Alessandra Mastronardi, Jacob Scipio, Neil Patrick Harris, and Tiffany Haddish Review: In one hundred years of cinema, there’s never been an actor quite like Nicolas Cage. Through his work, one …

Review: Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore (2022) Director: David Yates Writers: J.K. Rowling and Steve Kloves Starring: Eddie Redmayne, Jude Law, Ezra Miller, Dan Fogler, Alison Sudol, Callum Turner, Jessica Williams, Katherine Waterston, and Mads Mikkelsen Review: Man, remember Harry Potter? Like, early 2010s Harry Potter? Good times. The movies had just wrapped up, putting …

Review: Sonic the Hedgehog 2

Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022) Director: Jeff Fowler Writers: Pat Casey, Josh Miller, and John Whittington Starring: James Marsden, Ben Schwartz, Tika Sumpter, Natasha Rothwell, Adam Pally, Shemar Moore, Colleen O’Shaughnessey, Lee Majdoub, Idris Elba, and Jim Carrey Review: Hi kids! Did you like the first Sonic the Hedgehog movie? If you’re answer’s yes, then …

Review: Morbius

Morbius (2022) Director: Daniel Espinosa Writers: Matt Sazama and Burk Sharpless Starring: Jared Leto, Matt Smith, Adria Arjona, Jared Harris, Al Madrigal, and Tyrese Gibson Review: Man, fuck Sony! The entire time the Marvel Cinematic Universe has existed, it’s seemed like Sony’s one purpose was to make the inclusion of Spider-Man as difficult as possible. …

Review: X

X (2022) Director: Ti West Writer: Ti West Starring: Mia Goth, Jenna Ortega, Martin Henderson, Brittany Snow, Owen Campbell, Stephen Ure, and Scott Mescudi Review: Determining whether or not you’re going to like X boils down to one simple question. How do you feel about early slasher movies? I’m talking about the classics like Halloween …

Review: Turning Red

Turning Red (2022) Director: Domee Shi Writers: Julia Cho and Domee Shi Starring: Rosalie Chiang, Sandra Oh, Ava Morse, Hyein Park, Maitreyi Ramakrishnan, Orion Lee, Wai Ching Ho, Tristan Allerick Chen, and James Hong Review: Real talk. Do we even need reviews for Pixar movies anymore? Like, is there anybody on the fence for whether …